Good things come to those who wait but ex's never go away

I am not sure what I just saw but after coffee I'll know more. Be back soon.

So, the ex (Big Man) has been sending (via e-mail) me odd things and including me in mass mailings of things he thinks are funny enough to forward. Mostly I just think to myself WTF? and keep going. He really wants my address and phone number which I wont give to him. I told him I wanted him, given our ending, to respect my personal space and just let me be. I'm afraid he sees this as a challenge so he will spend loads of scheming time to get it then say something like "You should have just given it to me in the first place when I was playing nice . . "

This morning before I was truly awake I got an e-mail from him via LiquidGeneration that is a f'ed up Valentine. It professed of missing me and love until an angry Leprechaun breaks through and says "I want to bite your ass and have sex with you ya prostitute, I love ya." (insert BIG WTF here) That's what I get for doing anything before coffee. Good morning to me.